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Sore Thumbs: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20040331

  • The Meh · 1 year ago
    I love this one XD
    I also like the artwork in the last two panels. The last one because her face is hilarious, and the second-to-last one because its the first time I really noticed the style of Harmony's hair. (The detail in the front but then just black in the back.) I've never tried doing hair that way. I'm going to though.
  • I prescribe suicide for chris! · 1 year ago
    I heard you were an asshole whenever anyone criticized you, but WOW......... Free speech ends wherever a liberal gets their feelings hurt. I'M GONNA COMMENT ON EVERY PAGE TOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by commenting on every page, that's FREE SPEECH (just like how Chris supports flag-burning, baby!)

    ps. how does someone disagreeing w/you make them a terrorist? that seems hypocritcal, even for a liberal.
    pps. every post will have some new insult for an ARAB-HATING terrorist. seems fair. (equal air time)
    ppps (everyone who disagrees w/chris is wrong! he said so himself!!!!!!!! and they're a terrorist he actually doesn't support like usual!!!)
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    No, I said anyone who thinks SORE THUMBS is imperfect is potentially an anti-American terrorist.

    But that's only if you believe that everything about America, including all of its citizens and the comic strips they create, is perfect.

    (I don't believe that.)
  • The bird is the word) · 1 year ago
    nobody said anything about it TRYING to be perfect. nobody expected that from this coming from YOU at the helm. Where do jOO get this shit about "potentially" ? That's not what you said earlier. (or maybe your DILBERT loving friend? liberals all look alike to me.) the things is, i actually genuinely enjoyed this comic before that strip ("just hand over the race" indeed) and the whole JOHN MCCAIN HAS CANCER BUGS. not to mention the creepy kid making less appearances...... Then you went and called me a terrorist and called me a liar for saying you (or your friend) called me a commie/terrorist. What the hell is the difference between a terrorist and an anti-american terrorists? (for the record, i'm a NON-conservative repub (the reason i found this funny at all) (yes this rambling; get used to it at the asylum)
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    I was just joking.

    "Our opponent ... is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country."
    - Gov. Sarah Palin
  • Dear Abby: i'm a troll · 1 year ago
    joking? you called me an anti-american terrorist because you were JOKING? wow.......
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    In your defense, you have to be up on the political scene to get the satire of that.
  • unamused troll · 1 year ago
    it's a little late to beg me back into the fold. i just don't see the relevance (or the coherency) of you coming up w/the whole imperfection thing. i never said anything remotely about America (may science 'bless' it) being imperfect. get a new sense of humor already.
  • SUPER-PISSED · 1 year ago
    what do you mean in my defense? WHERE DID I SAY AMERICA WAS IMPERFECT?!
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    That was implied when you criticized the American comic strip SORE THUMBS.
  • a good plastic surgeon · 1 year ago
    how is SORE THUMBS & AMERICA synonymous (i realize you (and ME!!!) have free speech until we are called commies and terroriests and whatnot, but WHAT AN EGO.
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    It's not. DAT'S DA JOKE.
  • The Meh impersonator · 1 year ago
    me being ignorant of politcal satire is "DA JOKE"? i need a new sense of humor (i already seeing you agree)...
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    No, the joke is the absurd notion that by criticizing anything American or by associating with anyone considered to be anti-American, you are anti-American.

    I was taking the notion to wild satirical extremes, you see.
  • King Me! · 1 year ago
    By implying it's true and denying after being said though. Hmmmmmmmm. I wonder.
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    Who denied what now?
  • The bird is the word) · 1 year ago
    then there was that whole Ignorant of political satire thing & saying that was a joke after saying it.
  • please ban me!? · 1 year ago
    by saying i'm a terrorist/commie (these are not funny if you think about it), saying the joke is me being called t/c was a joke, & saying the joke was actually "the absurd notion that by criticizing anything American or by associating with anyone considerable to anti-American, you are still anti-American.
    I was taking the notion to wild extremes you see."
    You've already denied calling me a terrorist/commie. I'm starting to get confused by trying to trace all of your "arguments."
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    I never denied it, I said I was joking about it. It's satire.

    And no, I'm not banning you.
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    Also, you just misquoted me. You know how to copy and paste, right?
  • greedy bastard. · 1 year ago
    I prefer to type. *smirk* Where did i misquote you. (i realize the irony because i told The Meh to copy and paste instead.)
    Please ban me!
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    What I said: "No, the joke is the absurd notion that by criticizing anything American or by associating with anyone considered to be anti-American, you are anti-American. I was taking the notion to wild satirical extremes, you see."

    What you said I said: "the absurd notion that by criticizing anything American or by associating with anyone considerable to anti-American, you are still anti-American. I was taking the notion to wild extremes you see."
  • Mamnon, Inc. · 1 year ago
    I just see bad grammar. Doesn't change anythING>
  • Jizzy · 1 year ago
    and paraphrasing that closely matches with the original. You've mad a lot of money off of this, haven't you? (In this eco., these posts add up)
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    Yeah. It's just like in SUPERMAN III.
  • Jizzy] · 1 year ago
    I never saw that one. Maybe that's because it sucks?! I assume you are referring to the MONEY I just made for you and the paraphrasing thing.

    Just how old ARE you?
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    That's actually a reference to OFFICE SPACE, which does not suck. (Although SUPERMAN III sucks so good that everybody should see it.)

    I'm 31.
  • Jizzy pants · 1 year ago
    I figured you would pussy out & refuse to reveal your age like a woman. (oh my! a sexist joke!!!)
  • Mamnon, Inc. · 1 year ago
    Office Space also sucked. You're talking about that mini-money thing at the end of every dollar they tried to rip off from the banks, though. They did something like that in Ghost in the Shell: Second Gig.
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    You didn't like OFFICE SPACE?
  • King Me! · 1 year ago
    The only good movie w/Dan Akroyd was Ghost Busters.
    And The Blues Brothers.
    Semantics, phillistine.
  • Chris Crosby · 1 year ago
    Dan Aykroyd wasn't in OFFICE SPACE.
  • a bored troll · 1 year ago
    Whoops! that was Ron something, not Dan.
  • safjslkfjsaklfjslkfj · 1 year ago
    I realized that.
    Semantics are the answer to everything. (check the time of replies!)
  • Beelzebub · 1 year ago
    Are you still keeping score? I need to go insult you on another page or something because there's too much scrolling for my tastes. I need to spread the hate elsewhere.
  • Quetzalcoatl · 1 year ago
    I need to go insult you somewhere else on this site. There's just too much scrolling for my bad tastes. I need to go spread the hate around EVENLY.
  • Chris look-a-like!!! · 1 year ago
    37 comments
  • BirdPlucker · 1 year ago
    Wow. It's amzaing how many (supposedly) grown men don't have lives.
  • Polkster Look-a-Like · 1 year ago
    Obvious troll is obvious.
    http//www.polkout.com
  • Jigsaw · 1 year ago
    Dipshit.

    BirdPlucker? Out of contest if you're referring to the limited
    times "The Bird is the Word" was brought up.
  • Internet Phantom · 6 months ago
    I love seeing those arguments in the comments, great comic btw.
  • Arkanabar T'verrick Ilarsadin · 4 months ago
    Poor Harmony. She doesn't realize it's actually HUTTON Gibson, Mel's father, who is a sedevacantist and/or Holocaust denier.